Hello and welcome, dear reader, to the CGACC© archive; a collection of nervous breakdowns with an advent calendar theme, written between 2011 and 2022.

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They have been taken from my personal Facebook page, copied and pasted here, along with selected comments, so that they might entertain, confuse, and be ignored by a whole new generation of readers.

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If you're looking for an elevator pitch, the CGACC©  is what happens when a person (some might say a hero) takes it upon themselves to try and bring a sense of order and justice to the dark underbelly of the advent calendar world, whilst also bringing some daily festive cheer to the ignorant masses (you). 

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This is not content for the faint-hearted, so if you ARE faint-hearted and were hoping for some content specifically tailored for you and your faint-heart, then I'm afraid you're in for a disappointment. I mention it here so that it doesn't come as a shock, which with your condition I understand would be less than ideal.

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You have been warned.

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They are listed below in suggested reading order, and the suggestion is a particularly strong one so you ignore it at your peril.

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If you enjoy what you read and feel like it would be the morally correct thing to pay for the content you've enjoyed (which it definitely is) then click the "Pay The Fucking Author" button in order to be taken to my Ko-fi page.

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